This about sums it up. Image © Jain Lemos.

I’m usually pretty fast at picking up new ways of working but when it comes to search engine methodology, I’m convinced it’s all a sneaky ploy to get me to sign up for more stuff so I can receive even more masses of spam email.

Why do they devise these evil systems that get in the way of being creative?! Here, the kind and patient soul Brian Dean gives some tips for people like me who hate SEO but are trying desperately to keep up with the process.

So I’m reading his advice and bam! There it is: “First you’ll need to use the Google Keyword Planner Tool (what?) and you’ll need a free Adwords account to use it (account?).” Free means you’ll be haunted forever.

There is even a Periodic Table of SEO in a place called Search Engine Land. Hey, it worked for Vince Gilligan. But the message is loud and clear that keywords and metadata and categories and tags and excerpts and millions of tiny little flags have to be waived in order to be found in this bottomless pit of pixels.

Every once in a while you have to shoot up a flare to be noticed. I wondered what a digital flare might look like and Ryan Manning has the SEO on that one!